Blouncing Bloobies
If you’ve got mountains instead of mole hills, this one’s for you.
Calling all big boobied beauties! There is a local Charlotte woman whose name is Cathinka Chandler and she is what we like to call “The Big Booby Genius.” Several years ago, Cathinka began to notice that she was starting to develop cleavage wrinkles. You know, the ones that look super sexy in your bikini… Perplexed as to what was causing them, she spent the next several months visiting doctors, trying new creams, trying new bras, and trying anything else she could think of to remedy the problem. Yet, after all was tried and none was right, she finally realized that the actual culprit was the fact that she is a “side-sleeper.”
If you have a C-cup or larger and sleep on your side, the gravity of your breast will literally pull it down in such a way that permanent cleave wrinkles will be created, thus dooming you to a lifetime of cover-ups. However, if you are smart, you will grab one of Cathinka’s revolutionary breast supports called KUSH.
Recently featured on The Doctors (with yummy Travis Stork) and also on our own Charlotte Today, Kush is a tiny non-slip plastic breast support that fits right in between your love lumps and prevents the dreaded gravitational pull, thus keeping your girls tight and upright and your neck and back feeling good as new. And nope, it doesn’t slip out. It comes in six colors and three sized and is the perfect fix for those of you who are preggers, nursing, luckily well endowed, or a side-sleeper in general.
And, because it’s your lucky day, we’ve got two discount options for you! 1) Web only: Get a 20% discount with the promo code KUSH20 or 2) Grab one for just $18 if you go buy it AT their office (1508 E. 4th Street) instead of online!
Happy motorboating.
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