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JULIO’S BABY

Who Said That POCKET ROCKETS were just for the horn balls among us?  Urban Decay has come out with the POCKET ROCKET LIP GLOSS so that every one of you can experience the pleasure of a (semi) naked man in your pants.  You can have your selection of David, Eric, Jesse, Kirk, Doug, James, Timothy, or the beloved baby-holding Julio (see photo…seriously, who holds a baby while posing in their skivvies?  ….siiiigh…)

Not only will you get the pleasure of looking at Julio’s “baby” all day, but this lip gloss tube also has ingredients called “pheromones” which, after rubbing up and down on the tube (we’re not kidding), float into the air and cause enhanced mood and sexual attraction.

So, ladies, the next time your boss comes into your office, simply give your Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss a bit of a hand-job and that raise you’ve been wanting might just come your way faster than you think!

You can find this at Sephora at either Southpark Mall (4400 Sharon Road) or at Northlake Mall (6801 Northlake Mall).  Or, check out their website HERE.