Wax Mama Charlotte “I'm hot. In my mind.”

PU**Y NEEDS A LABEL

Remember that news story about the kitty cat who jumped out of the man’s suitcase after he got off his flight?  Let’s just say that that little pu**y could have used the services of SEND ME HOME.

This online service is FREE and is a way for you to keep track of all of your worldly belongings by assigning a SendMeHomeID to each item that you register.  They then mail you (or you can print) labels showing the website and your SendMeHomeID on them.  You then put these labels on your belongings, and keep rolling.

So, let’s say that you register “Kristin’s Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss” on the website and put a Send Me Home label on it.  Then, while walking down the street with your girlfriends, you spot your ex-husband walking toward you with his new wife.  You make a mad dash into an alleyway and *BAM* your lip gloss falls out of your clutch.  The next day, the busboy at the adjacent restaurant is taking out the trash and finds your lip gloss.  He immediately spots the label, looks up the website, and types in your lip gloss ID.  !!Voila!!  He finds your contact information and sends you an email to let you know that he found it!  Easy peasy.

Check it out.  www.sendmehome.com