July 23rd, 2010

The Naughty Bunny

tease“Welcome students to “Drive the Stick” class.  As classy ladies, it is imperative that we learn how to make the stick do just what we want it to do.  Please pull out your stilettos and let’s begin.”

His hot rod is really going to love you now.  Opened just months ago, TEASE FITNESS BOUTIQUE is THE place to go to not only get your assets in super shape, but to also learn how to drive your man right where you want him.  Owner DeAnna Allen is a master in all things sexy and will teach you everything from Pole Dance 101, to Chair Aerobics, to Cougar Pole (for vixens forty and older), to Zumba.

We had the pleasure of trying out an “Intro to Pole” class and must say that it’s been one HELL of a week as we learned the Naughty Bunny Slide, the Fireman Spin, the Martini Spin and even some “floor work” called Downward Diva.  You do the math.  Rowl!

Not only will you learn the careful art of seduction, but you’ll also feel some major burn in your buns.  No matter how much you walk, run, or gym it, there is no exercise that gets to every single muscle group quite like this.  All we kept thinking was, “Strippers are so strong and awesome.  We wish we could be more like a stripper.”  Yep, said it out loud.

And, hot bunnies, Tease Fitness Boutique is giving away ONE FREE FEMME FATALE CLASS (pole/chair combo) for you and a friend!  This freebie has expired.  We’ll catch you the next time!

www.teasefitnessboutique.com; DeAnna and her girls also love to host group events such as bachelorette parties, birthday parties and even girls’ night out.  They offer several group deals for groups of six to fifteen, so check the Web site for deets.

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